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[atoberex]

For my Masqued Ball in two weeks. If you do not have anything to wear, something will be provided. Fancy dress, lace is optional (for some of you), masks are a must. Food will be provided as will music. The music will start with waltzes and the like, segueing up through the years as the night progresses. If you do not know how to waltz or do the Charleston, think Jazz hands are good enough, or think bump and grind is the height of modern dance...then you should arrive early, there will be lessons.

See you all there.

Comments

[atoberex]

They're going to be doing what?

None of that. No.

[somewhereibelong]

Well... the 80's would have the running man... the 90's would have big fish and little fish... and the 00's would have twerking... So unless you stop at a decent year we're gonna end up the night looking really weird!

Though sayin that, there're people I'd pay good money to watch twerk!

[findingrhythm]

Wall twerking is a totally appropriate place to end it. Great thinking!

[atoberex]

Do not molest my walls.

[findingrhythm]

Is it that you don't actually know how to do it???

[atoberex]

I am aware of the concept. What I lack is the desire to do it. I'm certain you've things you feel similarly about.

[findingrhythm]

Okay, I guess I feel the same way about shopping.

[atoberex]

...shopping?

For what? Food? Clothes? Shoes? Cars? Small countries?

[findingrhythm]

uuuuh, all the above?

Except toy shopping with the boys. That's fun!

[atoberex]

One man's toys are another's lifesblood. Have you tried proper shopping?

What are you doing next week?

[findingrhythm]

I tried to buy some furniture a few months ago. I took a couple shots of whiskey then went to IKEA! I bought a couch but Shinji hated it. Eventually he gave me some of his furniture and I donated the orange couch.

Just doing some choreography for the new video. So pretty much free whenever.

[atoberex]

....you did what?

There are so many things wrong with that statement.

Yes. I'll send a car. Come sober.

[findingrhythm]

Wait but I have furniture now!! Don't need anything!!!

[atoberex]

Aside from the fact that I have seen your wardrobe, pray tell what do you sleep on?

[findingrhythm]

A futon! They're much better for your back than a bed.

[atoberex]

How old is it? Do you turn it frequently or is there a definite divot? What linens do you use on it?

A proper place to rest is important. Just ask Takki.

[findingrhythm]

....I don't give it birthdays??? I air it maybe once a month and turn it when I remember.

[atoberex]

If it requires birthdays, perhaps you have had it too long!

Kamio...what am I going to do with you? Show up for the shopping trip or you will be brought along regardless. We can address your wardrobe while we're at it.

[ooc: Don't worry...it's not as dire as Atobe is making it out to be! LOL, but he will end up with luxurious new sheets and some fabulous new clothes that are in his style but kicked up a couple of notches and of a much higher quality]

[findingrhythm]

My wardrobe????

(ooc: HAHA! Outside of what the band stylist picks for appearances, he mostly wears workout gear and old comfy jeans. You'll have a very antsy Kamio on your hands, Atobe! But he will appreciate the new sheets :) )

[atoberex]

The word "good" does not belong anywhere near twerk, even in reference to something else.

Save a waltz for me?

[somewhereibelong]

haha so I don't have to practice my moves then, huh?

Uhh... sure, if you show me how to do it!

[atoberex]

I'd be quite happy to.

[somewhereibelong]

Aaactually... I sorta found myself a teacher! But I'd be happy to practice on you during the party!

[atoberex]

Ahn?

Very well, I look forward to the fruits of your labor.